I don't suffer from social anxiety. I choose social sobriety. It's peaceful.

With all that's going on in the world, I don't think I've ever been so grateful to not be raising kids anymore and to be the age I am.

Anybody hear about the guy that wants the kidney he donated to his wife back now that they're divorcing? Just when I thought I'd heard it all.

Four days away! Three true-life crime stories and one I pitched in because, well, you know, the voices in my head. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. The steamy scenes? Yeah, we're not gonna go there.

Weekend reminder: Kindness is free! Spread that shit around like peanut butter and jelly. You never know who might kiss you. 💋 Mmmwwaaa!

Do you ever start to make that call, then realize it's just numbers now? Because the person they were attached to is gone. Yeah, that.

Just shouting into the void because the other SM platforms are down. How's everybody doing this fine SUPER Tuesday morning?

Anybody ever relate SM (social media) to the other SM? You know which one I'm talking about. Which side are you playing on?

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The verbal appeal was filed 4 seconds too late for US Olympic gymnast, Chiles, so they hand the bronze to the Romanian despite the judges' bad call? Why not just give everyone a participation medal? SMH.

Anybody remember that farm boy from your camping weekend at the lake? The grounds keeper? Yeah, that one.

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Whatever happened to being held liable for libel?

And they all thought Woodstock was going to be a disaster. 🙄🙄 400,000 people and not one act of terrorism. Can we go back?

Can we stop now? I ran out of popcorn.

"Give me just one generation of youth, and I'll transform the whole world." Vladimir Lenin may have said it, but after this morning, I'd swear he was Satan's mouthpiece. What the hell are we doing to our kids?

Are you starting to get it yet? It's not left versus right. It's left versus correct. Class dismissed.

Well, this weekend from hell is over.