I’ve come a long way from tweeting only at hockey players and lady Gaga to just occasionally coming here to scream into the void. To another 12!

sometimes i black out when i’m in an uninteresting conversation because my brain is trying to protect me from the trauma of being bored

I keep thinking I want a boyfriend but if I’m honest what I want is a butler that tells me I’m pretty

A large part of my personality is based on the mundane yet savage conversations between older women

I have been shaving my legs since I came out of the womb and I am still terrible at it.

Guys I downloaded hinge. And you know what? It’s not as bad as I thought it was. It’s worse.

Have to take shower

Remember frantic bread baking? Lol

Are people actually named Quinn

Walnuts are the worst and you can’t change my mind

I regret to inform you that exercise makes you feel better

I really wish my algorithm would stop showing me bell peppers stuffed with cream cheese it’s just not gonna happen show me loaded nachos instead ffs

Buses dgaf they will run you over no remorse

Listen I feel like there are steps you could have taken to fix your relationship BEFORE temptation island guys

A lot of people are hopeless romantics but I think I’m a hopeless dramatic I want something shocking and cliff hanger-y to happen on my quest for love and for someone to narrate “it’s the most dramatic season yet” in the background maybe that’s why I’m still single

Some of you have never got carpet burn from waxing your moustache and it shows

Ok the tv version of 9 perfect strangers is terrible and nothing like the book BUT they did cast Bobby Carnavale sooooo I can’t be like too mad

Sheesh