"did you know giving yourself a high five is just clapping" I love one (1) ridiculous enby writing partner

OH MINE GOD,😳😳 I ACCIDENTALLY 🙈🙈 HATH SENT😳 THOU A PICTURE OF MINE COCK AND BALLS🍆🍆...PRITHEE DELETE IT!❌❌🛑! 'LEST...THOU DESIRE TO LOOK?😏😏 HAHA I JEST..🤣🤣, DELETE IT.🛑❌..SHOULD THEE CRAVE..?😳🙈... HAHA NAY,❌ BANISH IT.🛑🛑..'LEST?🙈😳

My clone MC hasn't met her alien lover yet but I feel I'm already getting into the spirit of my nano project by accidentally typing twitter.come into the address bar

me: if you hear talking it's just me reading to myself so I can edit better my husband, a butt: I don't believe you me: you're right. I'm talking to demons, telling them they're sexy my husband: [nods with satisfaction] winking and giving them come-hither looks me: [nodding back]

each one of you: [is a close personal friend] me: thank you to my legion of fans--

@LAAshton_ Additionally: gagging hard at the concept of "mouth tickle". I remember how this afternoon parasitology class used to kill my appetite...

Are you ready for #PitMad? I'm excited to host! It's THIS THURSDAY from 8am-8pm ET! Some things to think about... Use all the characters you have available, Use hashtags to make the searches easier for agents, Schedule your tweets throughout the day, HAVE FUN AND BE SUPPORTIVE!

A clone on the run from her powerful progenitor shacks up with the last remaining alien on her planet. #PitMad #A #ER #SF

I continue to appreciate new follows and it STILL means you are personally obligated to read my weird alien romance... apologies to all of you who haven't been eased into this situation by the mass effect franchise