Not me having a pocket full of sunshine

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything please let me know 🙏

Screw astrology, I only vibe with people whose favorite color is this particular of shade green

this Christmas was honestly goated if getting candles was the vibe

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

lot of fakes out there but apparently this is the official list

oh you’re getting back to normal? unfortunately i’m getting back to weird

bringing a flask full of pepto bismol to the club

“Don’t ask friends for help moving as an adult” “don’t ask friends to do a potluck as an adult” you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it

I’m sorry but this looks so fun, like they’re all having a blast??

yo haciendo una hora de autocuidado después de hacer 23 horas de autodestrucción

Called the wrong number for my nail salon, has to happen all the time bc the guy said “have a good day, enjoy your nails.” 😅💀

actual emails from my father

more like a referee but yea

Store clerk wouldn’t take my debit card because he said it was “witchcraft,” told me it was a tarot card and those were tools of the Devil. I assured him none of that was true, and said I had no cash. He gave me the drink for free rather than touch my card. Friends, my card:

him: r u stupid me: