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@michelehemming

I love Reality TV, Star Wars, Sci-Fi, goats, birds, farms, podcasts, traveling, cooking. I make things. I sell things. I love the Internet. SoCal Liberal

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Jordan only wants to save his marriage so he doesn’t have to work and can live in luxury on Jessi’s money. I would’ve kicked him to the curb a long time ago. #thesecretlivesofmormonwives #mormonwives

Jordan only wants to save his marriage so he doesn’t have to work and can live in luxury on Jessi’s money. I would’ve kicked him to the curb a long time ago.
#thesecretlivesofmormonwives #mormonwives
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This explains everything…. Taylor is a Gemini. Gemini’s are 2 different people in one body! 😂 #SLOMW #mormonwives #secretlivesofmormonwives #bachelorette #thebachelorette

This explains everything…. Taylor is a Gemini. Gemini’s are 2 different people in one body! 😂
#SLOMW #mormonwives
#secretlivesofmormonwives
#bachelorette #thebachelorette
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-How did Vanelle not know that Jorge was at least 50+???? -Justin is one of the best man I’ve seen on reality tv dating shows in years! -I like Prince Harry & his older woman (I can’t remember everyone’s names) I hope they make it. #ageofattraction

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at the end of the day langdon had to apologize to santos for how he treated her, but he didn’t have to apologize to her for the stolen meds or his addiction, that apology belongs to one character and he already accepted it before he died.

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How many times approx have I watched each #Bridgeton season Queen Charlotte- 4 or 5 times S1- 4 or 5 times S2- 4 or 5 times S3- 2 times S4- 6 times & counting S5- will probably be 1 time Eloise/Phillip Crane season- as many as I can without netflix asking me……..

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Couldn’t Production afford one of those bug repelling machines for these scenes?!?!?! This was kind of a boring show. I would only watch it again if I had nothing else to watch. #ageofattraction

Couldn’t Production afford one of those bug repelling machines for these scenes?!?!?!
This was kind of a boring show. I would only watch it again if I had nothing else to watch.
#ageofattraction
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My #RHOBH takes…. ~Kyle please stop talking about anything & leave the show ~Amanda is a snake oil salesman, please leave the show ~Jennifer Tilly & Kathy Hilton are always TV gold ~Boz, Rachel & Dorit are my favs ~Meh to Erica & Sutton

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Why have I never watched #loveonthespectrum ?????? I started binging it yesterday and I can’t stop crying at how touching and uplifting this show is❤️

Why have I never watched #loveonthespectrum ??????
I started binging it yesterday and I can’t stop crying at how touching and uplifting this show is❤️
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This liar Cole is sooooo delusional about the state of his relationship. The amount of times he squints while talking is crazy. I don’t know why anyone would stay with him. #temptationisland

This liar Cole is sooooo delusional about the state of his relationship. The amount of times he squints while talking is crazy. I don’t know why anyone would stay with him. #temptationisland
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Jordan, were you respecting your innocent children when you emotionally abused, berated & belittled their mother for years??? This guy is THE worst out of work, clout chasing human. #vanderpumpvilla #SLOMW #dadtok #secretlivesofmormonwives

Jordan, were you respecting your innocent children when you emotionally abused, berated & belittled their mother for years??? 
This guy is THE worst out of work, clout chasing human. 
#vanderpumpvilla #SLOMW #dadtok #secretlivesofmormonwives
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I fell down the rabbit hole that is #lost I haven’t seen it since it originally aired. Yesterday I decided to JUST watch the pilot episode bc I remember it being amazing. I am now on episode 13 and can’t stop watching 😂