Need that

White sands new mexico

Life so fucking boring i decided to switch my side part to the other side

The blue stuff in nyquil gives me lesbian dreams

that chud is a real foid pleaser

One time this happened to me at bar l'hemisphere gauche and I asked him to remove some of the foam and he said Fuck You

We're at dyke night acting awkward as fuck...

I become less of myself everyday #LoseYourselfJanuary

I aspire to live a life of pleasure such as this

I can't wait to do DayQuil tomorrow and listen to music lying in bed

From my father

My heart....

Jack off all trade. Has anyone tweeted that before

Perfect song for gentle snowfall like this open.spotify.com/track/0Vn8Djoz…

I HATE MY STUPID FAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #FATPUSSYDYSMORPHIA

When I have fat pussy dysmorphia I have to dress emo

At pizza parties in elementary school I used to sit back and watch everyone rush over at once like cattle before getting up so as to not be seen wanting

This is essentially what my cover letters sound like

We got high as fuck and went to the botanical gardens #NuitBlanche