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a commotion in the ocean (an ocean commotion)

@michaeloneill89

mourning twitter, yes, but also mourning the man i used to be

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calendar_today28-08-2017 17:34:41

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Lumpy (@lumpythecook) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Sad now more than ever that people slept on the new Mission Impossible, where Tom Cruise is told that total AI control over finance and culture is inevitable and the only way to avoid being left behind is to influence it ourselves and his response is “nah I’m just gonna kill it”

Sad now more than ever that people slept on the new Mission Impossible, where Tom Cruise is told that total AI control over finance and culture is inevitable and the only way to avoid being left behind is to influence it ourselves and his response is “nah I’m just gonna kill it”
November (@postoctobrist) 's Twitter Profile Photo

That’s a funny way of saying ‘we have taken urgent stopgap action to remedy a danger we insisted didn’t exist and which our chair got a railway engineer fired for pointing out’

a commotion in the ocean (an ocean commotion) (@michaeloneill89) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Minute’s silence at Big Tesco. Someone is singing along with the bugle. Hungover guy needs approval for paracetamol at the self-checkout. Sound levels weird so Tears In Heaven starts slamming out of the speakers immediately afterwards.

Neil Renic (@nc_renic) 's Twitter Profile Photo

People who went to Oxford will be like, “this cold weather reminds me of Oxford, where I attended the University of Oxford, as a member of the University of Oxford”

The Liz Kendalls (@theidsmiths) 's Twitter Profile Photo

He's doing it, the absolute mad lad, he's retconning 'Labour' to mean work instead of workers. Incredible stuff. Will the press let him get away with it? Absolutely. Will they enthusiastically join in, even? Also absolutely