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Who bout to ride the log ride at knott's berry farm with me for 9 hrs straight??¿¿

Danny's not taking a shit!!¡¡

Her: did you just come inside me? Me: uh oh spaghettios

Would you look at that we have a podcast and I think you should check it out or dont it's a free country but if your cool soundcloud.com/user-theriskyb…

I’m giving $10,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @Pulte and me!!! (You know the drill following us allows us to dm you the $) Last giveaway for a long time, will show proof!

Is it gay to wine and dine the homies?

I dont know who this covid guy is but what I do know is he about to catch these hands if he don't let me get back to kissing the homies goodnight real f*cking soon

Kids these days don't even know Harry Potter used to play on Disney Channel

Some of you have never seen Johnny Kapahala: Back on Board and it shows

Because of covid, whoever the f*ck he is, I haven't slept right in weeks because the homies can't tuck me in or check under my bed for monsters

Everyone who's hyped for GOH(The God of High School) right now ain't even ready for whats coming #GodofHighSchool

Just found out that ferrets die of loneliness if abandoned by their owners that shit broke my fucking heart

So much love for my friends, there's never a day where they don't make me laugh