So fun

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they want to talk like John Oliver so badly:

is this the funniest record cover of all time?
Industrial band Throbbing Gristle trying to look like an album that would be on clearance, and calling it '20 Jazz Funk Greats' (photographed at a popular suicide spot to boot)

they don't view them that way
they simply want you to

'When I am weaker than you, I ask you for my freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles.' --Frank Herbert

By this logic running over protestors who block highways would be considered immoral
Surely even you can see how ridiculous that sounds

it's live!

i definitely came when i heard

What would be a good name for a breakfast restaurant that only served fertilized eggs?

I'm glad apartments.com has to send me a verification code every time, i wouldnt want a stranger logging in and paying my rent for me

Drag Queen Story Hour but it's George Santos reading to the kids about our beloved Constitution.

You use 'we' as a pronoun because you lack personhood.

Here's an hourlong discussion about why I don't use that term:
youtu.be/ZkxSJlfqL2g?si…

Here's a tl;dr from 2020: