Despair looks like the line currently boarding my Spirit Air flight.

Watch this new The Nature Conservancy in NJ #SharkWeek video featuring Monmouth University Prof. Keith Dunton (Dunton Lab) and students as they tag sharks in the #BarnegatBay and run through species commonly found in NJ’s saltwater marshes. Narrated by #Sharknado star Ian Ziering 🦈 youtube.com/watch?v=rnlXGw…

Don't hate on my #ChocoTaco stash.

Shout out to Nordstrom Rack in Eatontown NJ. My wife had such great customer service I said "awww" when I heard. Thx Betty Jean!

I found this creamer in our faculty fridge. It has been expired for almost 12 years now (!?). I don't think I can throw it away, since it definitely has tenure at this point

#OnThisDay in 1783, The Treaty of Paris ended the American War for Independence with Great Britain recognizing the United States as an independent nation. ⁣ Read a transcript of the treaty here: bit.ly/3AtUg9a

Wow, Carvana with a delivery "delay" 2 hours before appt. What kind of delay? 5 days.

I'm surprised at how much I enjoyed #WerewolfByNight. Far more creative, engaging, and entertaining than the previews suggested. Well done.

Thank you Rev-A-Shelf for outstanding customer service. It's always great to do business with a company that stands behind quality products.

Honey, honey, get out the fine glassware. We have company.

Godzilla stepping out with his sweetie on Valentine’s Day.

Thank you for more great customer service from Zerowaterfilter.

Shoutout to those Westminster School lads of the 18th century who graffitied their names on St Edward's Chair, which we're only now able to see thanks to the quality of broadcast image! 😆

Just finished reading Infinty Gate by M.R.Carey. It's a great read at the beach, or whatever point in the #multiverse you find yourself. Can't wait for next volume.

An obscure out-of-print investing book that flopped in the 90s now sells for thousands of dollars. Heard on the Street’s Spencer Jakab explains why “Margin of Safety” is in demand. #WSJWhatsNow on.wsj.com/3rIujlb

Vincent Price on Racism and Religious Prejudice (1949)

Me, in high school English class: I’m really enjoying this Greek tragedy but don’t you think it’s kind of overwrought? An aging leader, refusing to give up power, steering his country into crisis, openly tempting the gods — pretty over the top Me, reading the news:

Thank you to the United Airlines social team for fixing a potentially huge travel problem for me. I clocked my unanswered on-hold phone time at more than and hour and a half, but the online team came to the rescue. I apologize if I was a bit salty after the wasted hold time.