Aww the little feets! 🥰

They really are just like big toddlers sometimes

Didn't see that one coming 😂😂😂

when i whip out the weiner flute, people fucking listen

Moi qui me fais avoir par toutes les fake infos du 1er avril dans ma TL

*yawn* wait a sec....

vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system real eyes realize real lies

The plumber!😂

SOMEONE MADE A DIGITAL WHIP TO MAKE CLAUDE WORK FASTER 💀

This turtle behavior, often called “claw fluttering,” is a courtship ritual where a male rapidly vibrates or waves his long front claws near a female’s face to attract her

"Do you have an appointment...or tires?"

Meet Tom, the horse who plays dead whenever someone wants to ride him..🐎😅

A friend suggested this but on the Moon

日本では子猫を保護したら黄色いタオルで巻いたオムライスのベッドで寝かせなければならないというしきたりがあります 日本の古来から続く伝統です 卵は健康や強い生命力の象徴とも考えられているので子猫を卵料理のオムライスにする事で邪気を祓いか弱い子猫の生命力を高めると考えられています

I love this ❤️ No matter how many times I watch it, I can't stop laughing! The reactions from the right one and the one on the left are hilarious... They're just trimming nails, but ("Next... it's my turn...") that fear is the scariest part, right? 😂😂

Civilization was built by people like this, and there is a stunning lack of gratitude in our culture for their work. In this specific case, at least half of the apple varieties in Brown’s collection were considered “lost” until he personally tracked them down and saved them.

"You aight bolt boy!"

研究によると、マーモットがキャベツを丁重にお断りする様子を見ることでストレスレベルが最大65%低下することが示されているらしい