Michael Ellington
@michaelinhomer
Husband, Father, Alaskan, carbon miner.
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29-10-2022 18:44:45
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Anchorage Daily News Hemorrhoid: 1) noun: A swollen varicose vein in or around the anus, rectum or sigmoid colon; 2) adjective: A person who's both useless, and a major pain in the ass, in the most obnoxious of ways. They fall beneath the level of "asshole," because an asshole has some function, at
This dude has done far more useful journalism than any of the winners of the 2024 Pulitzer Center prizes.