If you’re walking on ice Might as well fucking dance

Masterbate before ask her to date

If you gotta ask me how many cows or acres I have , then You ain’t no cowboy

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Y MF H

I will not repent because I don’t give a damn you can send me to hell with the rest of my friends

The wage gap isn't real. Men just tend to go for higher paying jobs, like doctor, engineer and CEO. Whereas women go for lower paying jobs like female doctor, female engineer and female CEO.

I just want some land , some cows , and my dog see the rest of y’all in 40 years.

Pour one out for my girl Chloe. RIP bby you will be missed

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Take care of your body. You never know when that fuckers gonna quit on you

If you don’t brag about how good your water is you ain’t a farmer

Gene you’re one of my heroes , tonight’s for you bud

1Train still goes ham.

Pulling up to a green cross blasting Frank Sinatra makes me feel like life ain’t so bad

My friend can’t play games with me because he’s at his dogs birthday party. What the fuck man

It’s better to burn out than fade away

Beautiful

Rest In Peace Ferny boy