i hate being stuck behind a white guy at a bar who keeps saying “game time”

every time i watch a drug commercial im like “is that the name of the disease or the medicine?”

the property manager in my building told me that it’s his side hustle, bro, please make this your main hustle my bathtub won’t drain

i’m lobbying for swagless to be included in the dictionary

the essentials sweater tells me everything i need to know

Breaking News: Scientists have Discovered God’s name and it’s Braeden

sometimes music sounds so good i want it to stab me in the ear

what do these albums tell you about who i am

ladies stop letting your boyfriend join your guy friends’ pickup basketball group chats. i’m one of 3 generations of my ex’s exes in the Brooklyn Bball Meetup Chat

went to a funeral and this was on the wall

job listings need to stop saying they’re looking for ‘Rockstars’— bro you sell accounting software

do strippers have to be HIPAA compliant?

papered up and immortal call me count staccula 🧛🏼

a wet paper towel to a dog is like a gun to a human

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔉🔉📢📢📢📢📢

pretty gyal dem

Mackinac Island, Michigan. One of the most diverse places in the midwest.

it’s official, the ugliest person you went to high school with is married and you’re still alone

tbh i like billie eilish as a person but her music just be her whispering

darth vader vs the babadook who you got?