When I accidentaly become important at work and now it's ruining my gym schedule

just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot i'm single... fell off the bed

Boundaries are biblical. Jesus walked away from people too.

Growth feels like hell before it looks like heaven.

We does cuss and still guh long to cricket 😂

In need of a soft man era

Everything that settles ends up at the bottom. Dont settle...

Time exposes everything.. can’t pretend forever ⏳

Was sorta looking forward to this rapture to avoid Q3 financial deadlines but alas...😮‍💨

Cashiers does see ya in the supermarket with ya two long hands and a trolley full of groceries and ask if ya purchasing bags. Smh

If i see lily from thailand on my timeline one more time I'm gonna lose it.

Until you learn a disagreement isn’t an argument. You will forever be childish.

Wah eva happen to the plans to put a KFC in Six Roads???? Asking for me!!!!

Could do with a couple TKY deposits on my bank account tbh. 😮‍💨

i highly recommend cancelling pointless friendships and relationships

Be the bigger person ? All the time so ?😐

I dont know if I'm that conceited to ask a barber to record him cutting my hair..just for the sake of content. Maybe I'm boring idk.

Am now pregnant because when the first pregnancy test came negative we celebrated it with sex

Rinse out and Rum