I got promoted at work and today was my first day in my new role. Im finally in management 🥲

The nicole kidman amc commercial is now on peacock so i can no longer watch the office in peace.

Everyone from the patriot front u-haul looks like a paleontologist made a 3D reconstruction of the first ever human

How can I politely burn my neighbors drum set?

I am trying to find the best wedding perfume and it is proving to be the most challenging part of wedding planning

I got a facial on sunday and finally caved and bought the eye cream they always suggest and i left without grabbing it and now i cant sleep because im fixated on and anxious about the fact i have to call tomorrow and plead my case and hope they believe me lol

I cant stop watching Jersey Shore

BREAKING: CDC just announced that a massive outbreak of updog has started to spread

I got an over the top perfume the other day and it came with a travel refill bottle and a branded passport holder. As a perfume collector this has sustained my joy for almost 3 days.

Damn, I’m getting married today 🥹

I got the Sony xm5 headphones and they absolutely are phenomenal. If you’re in the market for noise canceling over the ear headphones I highly recommend.

Its officially fall. Jace just gargled his first pumpkin latte.

I really loved my wedding but a standout moment was when Nick started a slow clap while jace and his mom danced.

Its November 3rd and I just stress bought 75% of the christmas gifts I needed to buy. Why am I like this?

What kind of spending habits do I have that my instagram is giving me ads for $10k+ jewelry lol

So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him. All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off. Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.

finally a chaotic evil gay in public office