4 lobes of my brain :

Ever visit a new city & message 100 guys on #Grindr, then wait at a bar alone hoping any actually message you back — & finally your phone vibrates but it's just an email telling you to "Claim Your SpectreLatop" cuz "Your OfferExpires in Hours#ltk This message has no content" ?

So not only was KAJ the first ever act to break the 4 MILLON votes mark they also got over A MILLION more votes than Måns THE LANDSLIDE 😭

Why #BaraBadaBastu will win #Eurovision 2025: MY INITIAL REACTION TO #FINLAND : "Wow Erika's so talented!" #AUSTRIA : "Wow JJ's so talented!" #FRANCE : "Wow Louane's so talented!" #SWEDEN : "This...is the warm hug I desperately needed. Thank you so, so much #KAJ . I love you."

True story: Visited #Copenhagen & lodged in a cheap 8-bed #hostel dorm. 1st night, alone. 2nd night, a few others were bunking. 3rd night, after my overnight bus visiting Germany, at 7AM March 17, found this #naked KING cuddling his queen...through his railing, I saw 0 clothes.

PRESENTED WITHOUT FUCKING COMMENTARY:

The #Eurovision bubble is its own world, because imagine not knowing anything about ESC and hearing someone say "Bara Bada Bastu is just as catchy as Dancing Lasha Tumbai" like what would you even think

When someone asks me to say something positive about Croatia at Eurovision 2025: #Eurovision #ESC #EurovisionSongContest #Basel #PoisonCake #Croatia

I can't breathe. I have been waiting a year for this show #Eurovision

I swear, every old man only goes into the gym locker room to take off all their clothes and hang out naked, and every young man ever only goes into the locker room to put even more clothes on.

One of the dumbest and most redundant questions ever!

I truly, truly do not care.

“a moment of silence for Martin Österdahl”

This piece I call "The Gay Community In Rural Northern Maine" #Grindr #LGBTQ

#Michael #Mike

#WNBR #Boston #WNBRBoston

This is apparently what gays have to look forward to once they've been alive for 37 years. I'm 37. 37. #Grindr