Not a soul on this plane knows my mandolin is cross-tuned right now. The power radiating from the case is unmistakable, however.

addicted to performance enhancing drugs (diet coke)

And then, according to the new operating procedures, you broke half of them and sent the other half to the wrong airport, right?

This is so awesome. Joey Votto (out for the season) is walking around the stands at the Cincinnati Reds game. He’s hanging with fans, taking selfies, signing autographs, and sitting with kids to watch with them.

There are simply not enough words to describe how awesome Joey Votto is.

no you’re thinking of podcasts

Diet Coke but yeah

just heard someone say “they’re not symptoms of depression, they’re blues clues” and that’s how i’m going to explain being sad forever now.

PARENTS, please check your kids candy this Halloween. I just found the One Ring forged in secret in the fires of Mount Doom, which the Dark Lord Sauron poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life.

My life right now on a Tennessee cabin porch during a thunderstorm:

I’m not as active on here as I used to be, and wanted to share my music website + a mailing list where you can keep up w me. I’ll have new music coming out soon, with Special Consensus as well as my own, and that’ll be the best way to hear about it. michaelprewitt.net

Perhaps my most cringeworthy take: a big part of me hates underdogs

I learned this song in Minnesota, and quite frankly, it’s a banger

hell yeah

Today is the winter solstice - the first day of the season. So here is a thread of the most beautiful paintings of winter: The Hunters in the Snow by Pieter Bruegel the Elder (1565)

burning brush, thanks dad

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Japan vs Orix Buffalos was watched by 36 million people in Japan Japan vs Korea 55+ million Japan vs Italy 62.5 million Most watched World Series game: 54.5 million in 1980 Good chance USA vs JAPAN is the most watched baseball game of all time