Bruh I nearly spit my drink out when I saw this live 😭😭😭

Did I understand a single word of it? I did not. Was it a vibe? It was.

imagine an actual racist with tourettes shouting "I love black people and jews" at a klan meeting

It's so fucking funny that Trump cut his political teeth by accusing Obama of being a muslim socialist who was born in africa, but the second he met and *actual* muslim socialist who was born in africa he fell head over heels in love

Saying gay and retarded: - funny - breaks tension - gives +1000 authenticity XP Correcting someone for saying gay and retarded: - awkward - comes off as something to prove - probably isn’t gay or retarded

Putin : 73 years old Trump : 79 years old Netanyahu : 76 years old Narendra Modi : 75 years old Xi Jinping : 72 years old Khamenei : 86 years old All of them have lived their lives and witnessed their peaks already. The next generation wants peace and growth, not World War 3

idk who needs to hear this (a lot of you) but if it was as easy as just foul grifting your way into breaking kobe’s record against a tanking team, it would’ve been done already

Feels like something from The Boondocks

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

No one talks about how humbling it is to lose all your academic potential because of your mental health.

#ONEPIECE1177 No way oda had to spoonfeed his illiterate ass fandom 😭😭😭

LeBron James last accomplished a half with at least 8 made FGs without a miss 15 years ago - TO THE DATE -- per @stathead. Only two times in his career, both on March 18th

It’s hotter when bottoms are hung because it’s like they’re giving up more

You can always tell which people on Twitter read because their insults are way better than everyone else

This is the kind of view an immigrant might have that would have made these same conservatives claim they’d want to exclude them for not sharing our “American values” 10 years ago btw.

It is never just about porn. It will spread until it engulfs everything you love. Free speech for all or free speech for none

Unironically, Law at Marineford

Me cago en Logan Paul, en Beckett, en los influencers y en todos los especuladores hijos de puta que destrozan cada mercado en el que se meten 🤬🤬🤬 El Manga no les ha interesado en su vida y ahora, por su culpa, los precios se están multiplicado x20 de un día para otro 😡😡😡

Logan Paul you don’t even know shit about one piece