“He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how” Nietzsche

For every 5 run clubs that start one night club ends….

I save so much money on my electricity bill on Halloween turning all my lights off so I don’t have to open my door to snot nosed kids asking for sweets every 5 minutes :) reducing my carbon footprint one Halloween at a time

DO NOT. I REPEAT DO NOT GO TO SEE GLADIATOR 2. it’s one of the worst films Hollywood has ever produced. I’ve seen better acting in junior school plays and the script was written in crayon. 0/10

Smart phones should be renamed dumb phones. Putting limits on apps and sleeping with my phone downstairs not at arms reach when I sleep/wake. I have been 100x more productive. Doom scrolling is real. 2025 needs to be the year we go against this dopamine addiction driven nonsense

Selling cheap SIM cards is a good idea. Until you have a stalker and you constantly have to block new numbers as they’re so fucking crazy they don’t understand that just because you blocked them 20 times doesn’t mean you won’t block them this time and of course u want to meet..🤯

It’s mental to think it used to cost 30p to send one text message…. Maybe if it costs 30p per message now people wouldn’t send me pointless messages. Bring back the 90s

It’s mad watching everyone lose their minds over DOGE. If you’re a politician in the states and have magically made 10s of millions on a senate salary I would be worried…. Because we all know you’re corrupt. You’re just about to be exposed

Paying windfarms to not produce energy when it’s too windy is the wildest thing I’ve heard this week….. £1bn in 2024… £775m in 2023 and £945m in 2022…. And we have the highest energy prices in Europe. Make it make sense

You know when they added computers into shit you don’t need. Like who needs a vacuum/fridge that connects to the internet. I feel like that’s going to be the same with AI. Ai added to everything whether you like it or not increasing its price for no real extra function

WE ARE NEWCASTLE UNITED CARABAO CUP WINNERS #wedontdoquiet

Why do they change the clocks twice a year. I don’t know what time it is and my body will probably take a month to acclimatise. That’s 2 months of the year im disoriented. Surely it should be removed and let us just run on one time zone. It makes no sense

My friends keep telling me to join a run club to meet a girl…. But I hate running more than I hate being single. Image you found a girl you liked but then had to run and pretend you liked it for the rest of your life… nope

I don’t smoke weed. But if the government wants raise more taxes they should just legalise it and set up a dispensary system and tax it. Make it an offence to smoke in public spaces so its social impact is limited. I bet they could generate £1bn a year from it

Most people are fair weather friends. Take notes

British F1 prediction. Max and Oscar crash into each other so Lando wins, Lewis 2nd. 3rd either Charles or George.

Saw a girl on hinge who said he simple pleasures were threesomes. I looked at her photos and realised she might have meant eating 3 meals at once….

Hey Grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was

When I was younger I thought the government had the best interest of the people at heart. But I feel like something has changed. I don’t believe it anymore and I haven’t for some time. What’s going on in the world

I’m just waiting for AI to get so good they can remake the last season of GOT so it’s not shit