Gan oots crap, bidin ins crap. Cana win 🤷‍♂️

Cana beat looking back at old photos o you we your pals n family. A meaningless picture at the time can turn absolutely gold a few years doon the line

Think i've tweeted this a few times previous but still winds me up how easy it is for the TV remote to go missing in your covers. Oot ower the bed flapping the duvet like a numpty until it's seen bouncing across the room

Cannot get at song oot my heed, little dance along we it's class ina haha

ON THIS DAY... 4 YEARS AGO Belger were on 🔥 Donald McNair Scottish Cup Champions Invercairn Utd 2-1 Maukinhill Utd (AET) #OnThisDay #MoniBelgers

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Remarkable effort from all at the club completing Locos 24 Hour Run, we will keep our link open for a few days for anyone who still hasnt had a chance to donate to such worthy cause. Thanks to all who have supported. gofundme.com/f/team-24-hour…

Nithing pits you aff haein kids mare than a toddler screaming a plane doon for a hale flight, devil child

Not a bad song on it

The nights are fairly comin in noo, h'ayee

How can some hotels think its acceptable to nae hae ony sockets next to the bed

How good’s the scene on titanic fan 1 guy fae the string quartet bides back to play on his ain n the other boys come back

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These days off anoo are brutal 💤...

50% chance o putting a USB in the right way first attempt, and somehow I dee it the rang way everytime

The thought o summer and sitting ootside haein a beer we ma pals

Roll on getting to see some live music again

Gees me the absolute fear seeing somebody drink the water at the bottom of a pot noodle 😖

The world won’t be good until Paolo Nutini releases his new music.