2026: -more new music -more live shows -more music vids -more merch #pukerockordie

I love this show

Dalot has compromising pictures of the glazers. Thats the only explanation there can be to him still getting picked in the United team. Absolutey terrible footballer and has been since he joined

The world as we know it summed up perfectly

Panic over! Turns out cockwork orange wants to buy the supermarket chain 'iceland'. The blokes thicker than a boxing day shit. #Greenland #iceland #Trump

Absolute peak Gavin Wilson... this! One of the only reasons I still use this broken piece of shit

Preach

My work doesn't even class arthritis as a disability and there's people out there kicking off because they can't jump the queue with ADHD. Jobs fucked

Why is Jesus advertising himself on York busses?

The people who run our worlds countries are not powerful. The people who have the dirt on them and put them there for their benefit are the ones with the power. #trump #starmer

Hope you enjoyed that Norris! ⚔️🏉 York RLFC Knights #SuperLeague

Why dont York RLFC Knights and York City FC make there away/third kit the colours of their respective counterparts? If nothing else its a great nod of respect to each other and if it happens remember this tweet and send me freebies of each

Club champions of the world!!! #worldclubchallenge

Our national anthem is fucking wank

The brit awards seeing a guitar and drums and shit #Brits2026

Peter Beardsley - 'I thought I'd tell you some jokes...' #10YearsOfMince

Just paid £7.60 for a 4 pack of Guinness at my local spar. Didn't realise Dublin sits on the Straight of Hormuz.

Dalot thinks hes Trent Alexander Arnold. He's not even Terrence Trent D'arby

Hold me to it, but no team will win the World Cup because they played out from the back! #worldcup

I literally just had to go to my local sorting office to get my sons birthday cards that were left in the frame along with that whole rounds letters.....and I bloody work for royal mail 🤣