i didn’t know kim petras was able to do that

Sir, a second Tom has hooked up with Raquel #PumpRules

Please check on the Bravo fan in your life, we are overstimulated.

If If Ariana Madix has one million fans, i am one of them. If Ariana Madix has ten fans, i am one of them. If Ariana Madix have only one fan, that is me.

I better not see anyone step foot in Schwartz & Sandy’s restaurant ever again. We as a country must save our disposable income for Ariana and Katie’s sandwich shop. The future of women’s rights is at stake #pumprules

finding out raquel’s name is actually rachel on top of all of these affair details:

everyone who tweeted "finally getting into vanderpump rules where should i start" this weekend are not seeing heaven. we who watched the beverly hills episode transition into the scheana shay show live in 2013 are god's chosen and most beloved.

Co-Worker: How was your weekend? Me:

A friend & I were talking about the #Scandoval of it all & she sent me this clip as… a reminder 🤭😭😂 #PumpRules

THAT LIP SYNC WAS THE MOST DESERVING OF A DOUBLE SHANTAY THAT WE’VE SEEN IN YEARS. THEY SHOULD STILL BOTH BE IN THE COMPETITION 😤🤬 #DragRace

He ate, sorry. Earth Wind & Fire ass outfit.

But drag shows and gender affirming healthcare are what get banned in Tennessee.

melania right now

“Use code GOOP for 15 percent off”

40mg adderall to start the day

my apple watch : x.com/witchbitch84/s…

Whenever I meet a woman who is legitimately homophobic I’m like wait what

Going to start using “how many times I played Shiver” as a unit of measure. The drive to the airport is only 4 plays of Shiver away. I did 10 plays of Shiver at the gym today. Oh, the baby? He’s 43,800 plays of Shiver (1 month) old. John Summit HAYLASINGS