Anyone else have a Christmas Eve movie tradition? I've watched White Christmas every year on Christmas Eve since I was a kid. I always cry when they show that snow. What's your Christmas Eve movie?

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Not me over here babysitting my son's Tamagotchi while he's at preschool

If you were thinking of having kids mine are currently fighting because their Tamagotchis have a feature where you can take pics of real world things to cook and 8 keeps cooking 5 and feeding him to her Tamagotchi so. You know. Take that into account.

None of the rest of us poor saps will ever experience such a perfect book/reading location pairing. Ever. I'm so happy for her right now. I guess space is cool, too, but this reading experience: *chef's kiss*

Sometimes grading has an upside

This job is many, many things but it is never boring (I email my husband the tea because I am a good example and don't text in front of these sweet, impressionable darlings)

Me, trying to trick my 5 yo into taking medicine for his fever: I triple dog dare you to drink this medicine. 5: Well, *I* triple dog dare you to throw that medicine in your own face. Me:

Ezra Miller: does terrible things General public: um I don't think I want to see a movie with this person in it Movie execs: it'll probably be fine Narrator:

I giggle EVERY TIME I look at my new hero's name and y'all he is not amused #grumpysunshine

Penny Lane was the best writing partner a girl could ask for. Mr. Kite's training begins today. He's doing great.

Yo Hulu your Malibu Rum ad has been breakung the app since last night. I'm just trying to binge The Mentalist without having to restart the app every time that ad rotates in.