Patrice O’Neal’s take on what “Creep” by Radiohead does to white people, specifically at 59 seconds into the song, continues to be the single greatest opinion anyone has ever had about music

Went through a pretty intense Bonnie Raitt phase this week

Me if having a crush on someone about to move 1500 miles away was illegal (does anyone know how to find out if you’ve been cursed by a spiteful witch):

I’m only 100% sure that I know every single word to one song and it’s Brando by Lucy Dacus

Is anyone gonna judge me if I drive back up to Laramie just for karaoke at the Duck

It’s so over for me (they’re selling eggnog at the grocery store)

Happy 5x5 day why did everyone drop an album I was super excited for today

I haven’t even had time to freak out about the new Boygenius yet

Had a dream that I moved to Portland and got to hang out with @paigehrenhart & @root_desi all the time and now I’m distraught

Friday 5x5 I’m so deep and indie, etc. that 6 of the albums I listened to this week aren’t even on last fm

I’d just like to share that since tweeting this, every single piece of mail I’ve tried to send or receive has been delayed or straight-up lost. Slay, USPS

Idk guys I just don’t think it’s been the same since Dobby died

I don’t miss Laramie except for like 5 people but I do miss Front Street every damn day

starting to worry that no other scene this year will touch the top down sequence in john wick 4

a movie begging for the Linkin Park treatment

this is how it feels to redownload hinge btw

I think all football players should date pop stars. It would make it so much easier for me to talk to my extended family at Thanksgiving

The hardest part about being an Avatar fan is all the constant winning that you have to put up with.