Say a small prayer for my fantasy team today, it's not looking too hot😅 #ESPN #espngameday

Procrastination is society's excuse for laziness! #MondayMotivation

Short lived like a haiku 🔒💯

No. No. No. @Brian_Joseph14 you're nasty. Bonds is just being nice. 🚮

Sleep hits different when it's cold and the windows open.😴

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.

Forget spooky season, it's low electric bill season.💰🔒

Civilization is a hopeless race to discover remedies for the evils it produces.

Everytime Derrick Lewis steps in to the octagon, all I think about is "My balls is hot." 😂

Go after what you want, and act fast, because life just ain't that long.