this was my last year being understanding so goodluck to everyone

I'm the most depressed ray of sunshine you'll ever come across

Ferb got the baddest bitch on the show because he knew when to shut the fuck up

"you smell good" is literally a top tier ass compliment

garotas quando percebem que não conseguem aprender 8 idiomas em um ano, morar em 4 países diferentes, cursar 8 faculdades e tocar 40 instrumentos

"what's your wish in 2025?" me:

they should make a drink that tastes exactly like this

It's mandatory that I have alone time. I can't be around people 24/7.

parem com os posts a gozar com o andré ventura, não consigo dar like em todos ao mm tempo

My age is news to me every single time I remember

Não falamos o suficiente sobre o quão difícil é encontrar boa água fora de Portugal.

just remembered june is not the hottest month of the year

i love when authors bring back main characters of previous books as minor/side characters in their other works. i always get so excited. i know these guys! they’re my friends!!!

being 20-something is just constantly whispering “what the hell is going on” to yourself