“when i’m just drying myself off after a shower my cat will just appear and start sniffing my dick” ERRRRRRRRRRRM OK

“This is it, this is happening” Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST) Dates: Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August Edinburgh Scottish Gas

“mate i got shipped off to gambia as a teenage blonde girl, my mates sold me for a milkshake” cj strikes again

who ordered a nerd?

“might nip asda mid rave to get some bum wipes”

“i love the perry the platypus theme tune, i know all the words and sometimes listen to it when i’m drunk”

Red onions are clearly fucking purple

“you’ve lost the plot” “no i’ve lost my dummy” alr fairplay ams x

keep ur snack wrap i just want sour cream & chive back

what did i do to deserve robyn woods man

Photo of the decade #Oasis25

“how’s amilie” “yeah good just negotiating not having a pick n mix for breakfast” daily struggles with a 2 year old

how to tear apart the tides that bind, perhaps fuck off might be too kind

i didn’t know if she was mad or NAH

would appear niges new favourite past time is riling up the locals via anonymous post in the grantham town facebook page 😭

tango ice blast x four beers

niall huggins got nits at the ripe old age of 27 pass it on x

norman in the wild (iceland)