I’d rather shit in both hands and clap, than let someone who makes $700,000 a minute, convince me that people who make $7.25 an hour is the reason we’re all struggling. Wake the fuck up.

The “BLURRRRR” heard around the world: 🌎🌎🌎

Yes, the media does not want you to see the president golfing during a government shutdown and yelling at wealthy people on *his* golf course that their taxes are coming down. (Also, taxes are not coming down).

Who is the coach at UNLV?

“If this is so, which it is” LMAOOOO

If you approve of this, go ahead and delete me and then jump off the tallest building in your city thx

Probably Notre Dame of these choices.

I’ll never comprehend how there are so many LOSERS on this planet. Just be authentic and don’t bother people. Being cool/chill is the easiest thing. Like be honest and mind your own business. Not difficult at all. 😂

Is that a threat?

My dream is to someday get a $30 million+ contract buyout for sucking at my job

A new version of the NBA and/or NFL Street game(s) would go SO hard.

I don’t trust Grier. He’s gonna do it and then whatever picks we get back, he’s gonna get those wrong. 😂

This game sucks out loud. If you’re not a Chargers or Dolphins fan, go find something better to do with your time. Lmao

15 days ago, Penn State was a national title contender, ranked #3, and leading a Top 10 opponent by a touchdown in overtime in front of a White Out crowd of over 111,000 fans. Today, they are 3-3 and just fired their head coach. College Football. 🤷‍♂️

Sam Adler-Bell So two plumbers submitted bids to fix your pipes. Plumber One gave you an accurate price estimate, timetable, and expense list. Plumber Two promised to shit in your sink. You hired Plumber Two and you think Plumber One should be more gracious about the shit in your sink.

Tua after throwing 3 picks but knowing he gets to play Monopoly tonight with the kids

Don’t know what to say. I keep watching, hoping. I see talent and even some moments of good execution. But we’re inconsistent which boils down to rehearsal. I can hear Coach Shula repeating, “we don’t practice until we get it right, we practice till we CAN’T GET IT WRONG!”