I asked my mom to get some blue gatorade at the store and she said “what does that mean”…

MA school officials trying every urban snow day legend like “can it just snow for the next 5-10 school days”

Unsurprisingly, some men are upset over Rachel Balkovec's hiring, so let's talk about her qualifications! - NCAA Division I catcher - TWO master's degrees - Taught herself Spanish to connect better w/ players - Worked for Cardinals, Astros, Yankees dating back to 2012 Bow down.

“Coach Kirby what’s that trophy taste like?” ….Covid probably

All coaches and parents please watch this. These 50 seconds by Nick Saban will transform these young men for the rest of their life. Coaches and parents make sure you affirm your children/ athletes even in defeat. #RollTide

And I’d hate to waste a vanilla cake that they made for me

okay stay calm stay calm

can’t believe i really wasted hours/days of artistic talent on a cooler…for a frat boy

let’s get ready to…fumble? #SFvsGB

tiktok has me listening to channel orange like it dropped yesterday

I neeeeed more episodes of getting curious Jonathan Van Ness !!!

how do you ask for help without inconveniencing everyone else

bothering my dog while he’s obviously trying to sleep like “whatcha doin puppy, are you sleeeeeeepin?”

okay but my mom really looked over at me during the halftime show and said “that one is tupac right?”

constantly checking up on how everyone is doing/feeling and making sure they have resources to be well, while I myself am a walking dumpster fire & I’m always like “It’s fine! No worries!” 🙃

pov you don’t ski and spent way too long looking for a bird in someone’s “bluebird” insta story

Baseball. Sweet, sweet baseball.

ya know how when u pet a dog on the street and say “oh what’s her name?” and their human says “oh HIS name is Buddy” and you correct yourself? yeah do that when people give you their pronouns also. its not hard. you already do it for dogs

I wish I got merch from the most metal concert in the history of the world #StrangerThings