im always kidding unless youre down

my money & my funny up

sometimes even a sexy funny queen like me has hard days

btw i'm doing it afraid

I love being passionate I love being intense I love being a lover

let’s play over under on our tax refunds

bae we cant both be on twitter

Me with the IT guy who appreciated that I was nice to him

ever since i was a little girl i knew everyone was lying

if you’re beautiful conversational & curious they’ll say you’re flirty #itsacurse

Today was the equivalent of warm champagne

And idc how healthy I’m trynna be, I cannot eat no cottage cheese. Pls get the hell on

Blaming candy crush idk

skill issue