90’s dads were like “ yeah my six year old can handle terminator 2: judgment day “

shoutout to Gary Larson for literally calling this in The Far Side in 1987 (!!!)

Much like sea anemones, when the weather reaches sleeveless shirt temps, Jellyroll asexually reproduces a genetic clone that tries to supplant his position atop the “music for guys with a tribute to their cousin who died on a three wheeler at 17 on their back windshield” charts

Peak Barkley. Hysterical.

Championship football next season but Arsenal are bottling another title

Stone Cold’s entrance at WrestleMania 14 is the best ever. No fireworks, no pyro, no pianos, no celebrities. Just aura.

Victor Wembanyama was asked by Ramona Shelburne whether he feels the weight of following in the footsteps of Sours legends like Tim Duncan and David Robinson. “I wouldn’t say weight. I would say it feels safe. It feels like if you trip, there’s a lot of hands that’s ready to

The first two clips ain’t even sacks just egregious roughing the passer calls 😭

This shit is so fucking funny man. Irl roguelike runs

Coming back to the Chili’s I was just kicked out of to see if they validate parking

Wake me up when it affects the world’s average condom maker

Tweet: "fuck this brownie is so good rn" Ten immediate replies: "Well said. Brownies combine eggs, granulated sugar, and cocoa powder in a way that quietly elevates the culture. They're not just a snack, they're a vibe."

Mike Vrabel: “I’m going to counseling” The therapist:

sports in the streaming era are so cool. is it easier to find? no. is the broadcast weirdly dark and gray? yes. is the connection more reliable? definitely not. it must be cheaper then? also no

Here’s the latest mapping of the Scientology building based off all the runs

me when i fucking suck at my job and my gf is cheating on me

“What? So no fuckin ziti now?”