Why?! I do. It's like the friend who ends up betraying everyone else. x.com/EmmaThompsvn/s…

No, I meant me. And I have proof, it happens in practically every picture. x.com/EmmaThompsvn/s…

That was for a dramatic effect. x.com/EmmaThompsvn/s…

It /was/. x.com/EmmaThompsvn/s…

"I'm sorry, I'm about to lose you because I'm about to drive into a tunnel in a canyon on an airplane while hanging up on you."

.@EmmaThompsvn — I hope you have an amazing day filled with people as awesome as me. (And I know this will happen because I /will/ be there.) I love you.

@EmmaThompsvn No, I won't. Imagine you having to be the responsible one out of us both.

@EmmaThompsvn ........ That is not true. Don't you know you can't lie on your birthday?

@EmmaThompsvn It's not. You're the same as I am.

@EmmaThompsvn Only if you're Voldemort. (I think that's what you're talking about? You were the one in the movies, after all.)

@EmmaThompsvn Nope, not my style then.

@EmmaThompsvn It was kind obvious, yes. Jokes aside, you have a great day, okay? You deserve it.

@EmmaThompsvn Good, that's great. Maybe I'll even throw in a couple of verses of Happy Birthday with the piano, if you behave.

@EmmaThompsvn Yes, just like that. Just showing much less skin because I'm uglier and no one needs to see certain things, but yes.

@EmmaThompsvn I really wish you'll live to have another birthday, you know.

@EmmaThompsvn If I do that, I doubt it. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

@EmmaThompsvn No, I'm an /actual/ doctor.

I should be more around here from Monday on.