me when I discover a good series that came out 15yrs ago with 8 seasons

Walked into the bathroom of this restaurant in Paris and there’s a SCALE IN THE CORNER!!! No one is doing eating disorders like the French…

This had me rolling for a week

Hannah baker a weak bitch I’m on reason 575 chin up chest out

Manifesting

oh, we’re just gonna “play it by ear?” [starts sweating] we aren’t making a reservation? [gnawing at fingernails] oh, we don’t even have a restaurant picked out? or a general time? we’re just gonna “see what the vibe is” day of? [begins bashing head into wall] no, im chill :)

paying venmo requests from my boyfriend gives me the biggest ick lmao

I’ve been telling people IRL that I’ve started Desperate Housewives as if it’s a life event. People keep being like …cool? lmao they don’t get it

ok i’ve been rewatching and you can cancel me for this but this clip, in which bree van de kamp and her stupid husband are discussing safe words, needs to be seen. supremely topical!!

coming to terms with the fact that I no longer care about the Real Housewives

I hate when the maintenance man not sexy like hurry up and get out 🙄

i think i’d rather have an arranged marriage

the ending kills me every time

am I just 36 or is jcrew absolutely killing it

please cast NOT LEIGHTON MEESTER. as piper bellinger #ithappenedonesummer

Life is all about having coffee with your friends for five hours actually

kinda need to sit alone in a booth at hillstone and cry a bit

Gay bar time!!!! Woowhoo!