Good evening, you incredible folks. Barley Soda Sunday is here. The wife and I had the chance to hop in the car and disappear for a day.... so we did. Had a great weekend with her. I'll call it. "I'm out of Soda...time to go home." 😁💯👍👊

Ozzy was like well yea. That’s happens

I lost my shoes but gained a joint. Christmas parties are weird.

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Happy Easter! Or some shit.

I don’t even remember what kind of car I drive I haven’t seen it in so long.

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Post a great album cover. I’ll start:

I bought a pizza just for this mini hockey net.

Mez 🇨🇦 Feed it an Oreo

I get they crack down on distracted driving, but why do they allow car manufacturers to install a full on entertainment system in the dashboard?

Ain’t been around. Won nine bucks on a scratcher. Been living my best life ever since.

Two years ago and I still can’t kick a motherfucker properly.

I have sexual healing on repeat and I don’t care who knows.

I just talked to somebody that said he and his wife switch sides of the bed occasionally. I had no idea these monsters live amongst us.

Happy pride month!

No low ball offers. I know what I got.

Huh. You guys are still here?

I just found out George Jetson was born in 2022 and now I’m not sure what I’m supposed to do with this newfound information.

Fuck Radko Gudas