Hot take: BB fans are the bitterest of jurors. We have no business complaining about bitter juries when we vote people like Cody as AFP. Jeff? Twice?! #BB26

“Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook students voting for the first time this election.

Have you ever been sick, 10 days out from a Trump re-election, and your job is to sell people on $16,000 paintings? I hate it here.

Big sorry to the Tinder date I went on in 2019 to see “Midsommar” What was I thinking??? Lol

Since women can’t safely have period tracking apps, I’m doing it old school with paper and a notebook. I call it my periodical.

Hey Uber how do I submit a request to not feel unsafe by male drivers laughing at talk radio in the car that involves threatening women? Is there a toggle option for that?

Okay we brought back the dire wolf, we lost the Northern White Rhino. Can we please just let the Giant Panda go? We have pictures. Please, these cotton balls that eat grass, have one brain cell, and won’t mate need to go.

Are we at the "Steal the Declaration of Independence" stage of democracy yet? Did I miss it?

How do I talk to my husband about pop culture? He thinks Sabrina Carpenter and Sidney Sweeney are the same person. He’s always asking about it but he refuses to learn.

Can someone explain to me why boomers and older Xers WILL NOT user the far inside lane at a far food restaurant? What are you AFRAID of? The workers will forget they have two lanes???

Serious question: everyone who pitched a fit about vaccines and said we’d all be sorry 5 years ago. What if you had been right? What if we - all 230M - just dropped dead? Would you be happy? Would you have said I told you so?

Well… he stood on business.

Charlie Kirk... seriously? Twitter is still on this? It's been a week. Y'all moved past the murder of 20 6-year-olds way faster.

I didn’t think Stan from ‘The Faculty’ was even going to graduate HS because of the whole alien thing. Let alone become an attending physician in Pittsburgh. Rock on Stan!