Did you know when you keep pigeons that there's always a pecking order where one pigeon is always the top boss. It changes often though, it's one coup after the other. #RLJoke #pun #fact

Making beef jerky is not cut and dried. #RLJoke #pun

A neighbor was telling me about his daughter that is now refusing to do anything but trot around on all fours. He said, "It's fine. I'll allow a little horsing around.", and I said, "yeah, she can do that, canter.". #RLJoke #pun #horse

My son just donated to toys for tots. So I can confirm he's gifted. #RLJoke #pun

I've got a problem I need taken care of. I know it's a long shot, but does anyone have a recommendation for a good sniper. #RLJoke #pun

The only houses in Portland that are selling are ones with basements. It's truly a cellars market. #RLJoke #pun

I started a business selling low quality golf pants. You might get a hole in one on the first wear! #RLJoke #pun

I got a second job doing catering but then promptly got fired for stealing. Apparently I can dish it out but can't take it. #pun #RLJoke #notReally Thanks to Cautiouslessly Optipestic 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ for the joke consultation.

Live at darin's and so am I. youtube.com/live/KcZQstp2q… #guitar #coffee #jazz

I just went to a new restaurant where you sit in complete darkness. There's no menu so you can order anything you want, but no see food. #RLJoke #pun

I read a lot of books on intelligent sea-life. It's generally how I like to octopi my time. #RLJoke

Asian pears to me are the effervescence of a Prosecco, the skin of 180 grit sandpaper, and the mouth feel of a raw potato. #RLJoke

I'm pretty miffed at my friends for disliking my surf and turf meal. You know how hard it is trying to source good turtle and beaver? Furthermore no one even tried the frogs!!! #pun #RLJoke

Whenever people say they're from Vancouver, BC, I always think, "damn you're a time traveler?". #RLJoke #pun

Whenever I think about wearing comfortable clothes I get the sweats. #pun #RLJoke

You'd think Greenland couldn't defend themselves, but they've got a Nuuk. #pun #greenland #RLJoke

Those commercials on TV about bears using toilet paper is completely made up. They actually use moist owlettes. #RLJoke #pun

Whenever someone tells me about Oklahoma I'm like "Ohhh kaaayyy". #RLJoke

I made a short film. youtu.be/mr5DBWjM5g8 AI was used for the video but I wrote all the jokes and wrote and performed the music. #puns #RLJoke #seafood #pdx #portland