Article | Whether it’s the Indiana Pacer’s or whether it’s the (PACER) federal court docket system both are crashing right now. #Satire

Article | After serial litigant Robert Davis argued and won a injunctive relief motion against John Knappmann client, MI Bar Association Consider’s Injunctive Relief To Bar Knappmann from further practicing law after losing to Felon Robert Davis. #Satire #Parody #Lampoon

Detroit News Opinion | Here’s Why Chaos At The GOP convention at the Lansing center is bad news for Gretchen Whitmer and Dana Nessel. By Nolan Finley #Satire #Parody

Article | Motion for the Eastern District Of Michigan to appoint a special master to monitor how much Detroit citizens eat.

Op -Ed | Here’s Why DTE Energy Should Be Disbanded And We Should Instead Use Candles And Invest In Solar Panels. By Detroit News Charlie Leduff

Opinion | Here’s why people should be patient with DTE Energy despite 200k customers being without power. By Detroit Free Press Mitch Albom #Satire

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Article | Here’s Why President Joe Biden’s Coherent Speech Amplifying Democracy Is A Divisive Message. By Detroit News Nolan Finley #Satire

Mlive Guest Op Ed: Did Dana Nessel Pass The Bar Exam In A Actual Bar ? By Matt Deperno #Satire

Column by Detroit News Bob Wojo | If Jim Harbaugh and U of M can go with a dual QB system, how come I can’t eat dual cheeseburgers at once ? #Satire #UofM #Harbaugh

Opinion | The Michigan Abortion Rights Constitution Amendment Proposal Has Too Much Spacing. The ACLU must take it to a orthodontist to get the spacing tightened up. By Ingrid Jacques

Article | Whether it’s waiting on a taco Supreme from Taco Bell or waiting on the MI Supreme Court both are slow in issuing orders. By Detroit News Karen Dumas

Menu Column | Here’s Why Rodents At Detroit Lafayette Coney Island Isn’t That Much Of A Health Risk.

Article | Notre Dame Loses To Marshall. Judge Judge Qiana Lillard adjourns all motion hearings next week for Bereavement. #Satire #Parody

Opinion | If Governor Whitmer wants to truly unite Michiganders she should issue a pre-pardon to Matt Deperno. By Detroit News Dennis Lennox #Satire #Parody

Article| If Rasheed Wallace & Draymond Green Can Constantly Argue With A Referee, How Come We Can’t Argue Our Case With A Judge ? By Fox 2 Charlie Langston

Kash Patel 🤝🤝 Kash About-To-Tell #Satire #Parody

If Elon Musk Deletes This Account, Find Me On Only Fans @: Metro Detroit Onion.

Nolan Out Loud: I’m against migrants and open borders but here is why Spanish speaking Dora The Explorer is better for America values than Barbie.

LeDuff: Detroit is bankrupt and Mayor Duggan is morally bankrupt after being exposed as a cheater by Robert Carmack.