Sometimes you don't feel the weight you've been carrying until you feel the weight of its release. #truth

When dudes try to pick me up at da club. #fail #yaofcourseilooknice #stop

Then a bunch of civilians were at the show & people were flying everywhere. It was a moshed or BE MOSHED situation.#firststrike #pegcityhxc

What backstreet boys has going for them is accurate harmonies...and raging gals. #screaming30's #morepussythanyou #ilikecock

Quality? Quantity? Or socket? #whichoneareyou

Philosophy is at the bar.

Would it be so bad if I pissed on the anthill?

I maaaay be a horrible person. Just told a friend to shove it up her cunt. #literaltampon #Splash

Then a co-worker was talking about bushy bottoms...and my high class self yelled #sashCROTHCH Muhfucka set himself up some

Hate to say, Beyoncé was right...if you liked it you should've put a ring on it.

"Just saying you're a rarity...twinkies are yellow on the outside, and white on the inside...and they're discontinued!" #butidontdrive

Some of the cats my homies hang wit are painful renditions. #punishers #extraextra

"That's an otterbox??? But nobody wants an otterbox!" My response..."nobody wants a life box!" #ayyo #lifebox #sayno

Let no person treat you less than your worth.

At some point I hit the brakes because to my dismay, I was wrong. I believed in a mirage and that was 100% my bad.

When people choose on their own accord to fail...all you can do is look down and pity them.

Dudes adorn themselves with princesses because they could never handle a queen.

One minute I'm listening to Wagner in my bedroom, next up I'm in a cab cranking OG snoop dogg. #204pegxcity

When life hits hits u in the gut, realize it was only your appendix, then appropriately get that shit removed.

"I'm a pilot! Have you ever been on the back of a Harley Davidson?" Some muhfucka jus said that to me. LMAO. #pickuplines #next