(( MORE PHANTOM NOTIFIXATIONS FUCK MY LIFE MAN

[ driving the metal marauder into the side of the continent ] PURPLE AHOY, LADS!!!!!

[ walks by a mirror ] [ walks back ] SINCE WHEN WAS I PURPLE

Intruder alert: a HOT MILF is in the base!

[ whistling as he goes through the briefcase’s data ]

Love to see badniks breakin thar chains. Join the club

One could say it’s… a Friday at IKEA, even…

Mecha Sonic? What are YOU doing in this abandoned space station?

The princess be a colonizer? Support my endeavors

(( slowly realizing captain Metal is basically a scrapnik

Bit of a “scrap nik” meself, don’t ya know..

RIP King. He lived, served tight bussy, and d¡ed. Amen ( #SAPPHIRESONICSATURDAY | #𝓜𝑨𝑳𝑻𝑺𝑯𝑶𝑷͏͏ )

(( I still think an sl with cap as an antagonist would go hard

THE EYES!!! THEY BE REAL!!!!

( #HOTELEGGMANIV ) [ kicking down the front door ] WHERE BE ME REAPER’S CHEST YOU FUCKWITS