MetalGearJesus (@metalgearjesus) 's Twitter Profile
MetalGearJesus

@metalgearjesus

People will believe some wacky shit, and there's nothing we can do about it; might as well write jokes.

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calendar_today18-01-2014 07:51:48

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Big D is bringing you a new series. We call it: "Laying it Down with Big D" I'll be your host, Big D. We'll talk about gaming, gaming, and most importantly, gaming. Episode 2 is a deep dive on the best voice lines in Counter-Strike. Have a look: youtu.be/QET9a7xUZqw

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Folks it's time for that high noon showdown (if you're in PST it works, okay?) between the EU powerhouses, TAKE FLYTE vs CARTE BLANCHE! COME GET SOME ON MY TWITCH CHANNEL YOU GUYS IT'S GONNA BE A BLAST

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I am praying that something in Mike snaps and he goes 110% for long enough to catch that chin and send him off to never never land. If anyone still has that dog in them, at that age, I believe it's Mike Tyson.

Alastair McAlpine, MD (@alastairmca30) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We KNOW what happens when fluoride is removed - places have tried. Cavities and mouth infections go up. No change in the IQ of kids. Ladapo knows this, too. He’s just putting politics ahead of kids’ health. ucalgary.ca/news/study-sho…

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MetalGearJesus (@metalgearjesus) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I think the The Iron Sheik would agree with me if he were still with us: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW, AND UNTIL THE END OF TIME - FUCK TERRY BOLLEA THAT NO GOOD SON OF A BITCH

MetalGearJesus (@metalgearjesus) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This might seem crazy but, hear me out, prime Larry "The Gazelle" Allen: 1.) Built like 5lbs of feed in a 10lb bag 2.) Could probably twist a coconut open with his hand strength & would protect the team's baby he was carrying 3.) The man had speed and acceleration He is him.