Kendrick and drake beef getting out of hand

New comedy club just dropped

Just found a $20 bill on the street!!! if only my exes could see me now

My friend looked me up on Chat GPT and it absolutely roasted me

King David: Hello. Meet my many wives Evangelicals: Um, Biblical Marriage is between 1 man and 1 woman. King David: I'm literally a Biblical king... Evangelicals: .... King David: .... Evangelicals: well, I guess we'll use cultural context this one time.

it's insane that there's no live fact-checking. every answer is like biden: trump did this and it's disgusting trump: no i didnt, and also you did it worse biden: that is simply not true jake tapper: thank you mr president. i guess we'll never know

The idea that a c*s man would become a woman just to be able to hurt women and get away with it is insane. Why go to all that trouble when they can just become cops?

Kamala’s got such school principal energy

There is no one who says “back when I was in my 20s” more than a 30 year old

sir this bird is high af

Help! I just asked my husband to bring me a change of clothes and he asked “which clothes” as if I remember a single top I own

crazy take but maybe it’s running to go warn its family

please give it to a plus sized girl this time. It’s one of the reasons why she was bullied in the book and why they used pig’s blood specifically

Check on your hot friends today. We are going through an invisible battle you wouldn’t possibly understand

instead of freaking out about polls all day why don’t we just wait until the real votes get counted and then freak out for four years

just tell me who to blame and I’ll do it

Good thing I didn’t wake up for real and this is all a dream ✨

Maya Rudolph cold opens with a somber performance of Apple by Charli XCX

The lord didn’t prepare me for my coworker to be in a great mood today

Learned a new armadillo fact! Will be repeating it until I die without ever fact checking