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Happy birthday \⁠(⁠๑⁠╹⁠◡⁠╹⁠๑⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♬ !

ㅤhappy birthday, young man ♪⁠ヽ⁠(⁠･⁠ˇ⁠∀⁠ˇ⁠･⁠ゞ⁠) !

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ㅤ🤨 .. hohohoh ! “ you made it just by a hair this year, junior !” HE WHAT

You're welcome !! /⁠ᐠ⁠｡⁠ꞈ⁠｡⁠ᐟ⁠\

ㅤ“apparently your name made it past the list switch up ! .. which is why you only made it by a hair !” 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏

From the most brave of heros, to the most frivolous of baddies .. it's never to late for every boy, girl - and person in between those two ! - to land themselves on the nice list . So, be good for goodness sake, no matter your background, and merry Christmas .

ㅤ.. I didn't even need to say a word , [ GRABBING BOTH THE LISTS ??? SIR ?????]

ㅤThe man takes a while, but he crouches down “.. you have one chance to be honest with me, junior . One chance to stay on the nice list .. .. did you switch up the names ?” HE KNOWS HE KNOWSSS

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤOhoho ! I'm getting a call !! Hello ?

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤOh ? Hm .. this is a serious offense . I'll review his case, alright ?

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ you're on thin ice, my friend . I think it's time you change your ways .

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤCrying will get you nowhere, friend ! Why don't you be nice to your dads and pay your respects to your grandma ?