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@merry________

an unreliable narrator

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if my italki tutor doesn’t think i’m the coolest most interesting AND most fluent student she’s ever had i’ll simply kms

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i don’t want to subscribe to your substack i want u to mail me a personalized letter sealed with red wax every time u have a thought

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a sumo citrus could be god. a pair of australian shepherds on a walk could be god. an espresso tonic in the sunshine could be g

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every time i walk into Trader Joe’s i have every intention of purchasing broccoli & salmon and instead walk out with like fucking fennel bulb

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im so scared of pierce abernathy no man should have the power to bring brooklyn to its knees with a single charred ramp

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not to be annoying but i actually cannot believe i waited as long as i did to get a nose ring. i feel like my entire life could be on a different trajectory if i just did it earlier. like that sylvia plath fig branch quote—a million septum-pierced futures stretching before me

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every day we stray further from god’s light (someone is microwaving egg bites in the communal kitchen of this soho coworking space)