Suella Braverman "I don't know what that was all about." "It was a spoof, that's going to go viral now." Make it viral.

Following Boris Johnson’s advice I’ve told Dean our paperboy to join the army. There are plenty of new regiments for him to choose from: The Kings Own Prostate Highlanders Royal Army Pegging Corps Royal Kigali Fusiliers 1st Battalion, Marzipan Regiment. 🫡

Rishi Sunak makes fun of transgender people The same week Brianna Ghey's mother is in the chamber It's not just the Online Safety Act, it's the British Prime Minister who is not doing enough to protect every person in our country #PMQs

💥🗳️ NEW 🗳️💥 We’ve taken the first formal step in a legal challenge against the Government for failing to make a proper assessment of how its voter ID rules affect marginalised groups. goodlaw.social/ax8a

Robert Jenrick "Streets dominated by Islamist Terrorists." Suella Braverman "Islamists are in control." Lee Anderson (fired) "Sadiq Khan has given London to the Islamists." I would like to know what the difference is?

Yes Matt Hancock inserted himself into a young lass during Covid. & yes Chris Pincher might’ve had a grope & yes Neil Parish watched tractor porn & yes Peter allegedly exposed his Bone But rest assured. NO Tory MP would EVER pretend to be a woman’s pussy😡

Graham Simpson Rafael Behr x.com/michaeltakemp/…

Londons black cab drivers amazing tradition…. Prepare for tears 😭❤️

INSIDE VAR - Liverpool penalty incident vs Man City

FFS, some of us are trying to listen to D:Ream mate

On holiday 4th July?🌞gov.uk/apply-postal-v…

I’m almost out of space therefore I’ll leave this thread for today Please ensure you RT to reach more fellow patriots. Follow for more Tory achievements will be posted between now and election day! 🇬🇧

Residents in Oxfordshire are making their feelings very clear. The Conservatives have let people down time after time, and Rishi Sunak’s antics in yesterday’s debate showed that they have nothing more to offer. Oxfordshire deserves better.

Delighted to say my nominations are in and I will again be on the ballot paper for Oxford West and Abingdon. But even better news I’ve had the all clear from the hospital. 🥳 I’ll be out campaigning this weekend. Come and join me & keep the Tories out oxonld.uk/get-involved

The Labour Party know that they can’t win in Oxford West and Abingdon. That’s why they’re sending their volunteers to campaign in Banbury. Local residents have a clear choice on 4th July: more Tory chaos or a fair deal for Oxfordshire with the Liberal Democrats.

Vote Layla Moran in Oxford West and Abingdon to keep the Tories out on 4th July, says TacticalVote.co.uk. Residents have two choices in this election: A Tory Party insistent on destroying our NHS and our environment, or local leadership with Layla.

This is so childish but I bloody love it.

Don’t be fooled. This isn’t the announcement of a new pope, this is just all the priest lads doing a massive bong. They’re off their tits down there.

Here’s my tribute to the JAWA 50th Anniversary. Featuring my dog Betty I renamed it PAWS for all of the obvious reasons. #jaws #jaws50th #jaws50thanniversary