I wonder if Omega needs a chair.

I haven't been sat on in a while. I must go looking for new people...

Gimme some butts. I'm a chair.

You know what sucks about being a chair? I can never sit down.

Hey. Chair here. Anybody need a chair?

As I chair, I never get to sit down. Ever think about that? Nope. You only think about yourself.

Sit in a chair properly, people! My legs can't take the strain when you lean back! I'm a chair.

I wonder if the Pathfinder will need a place to sit in ME: Andromeda? Pick me! Me! Oh, me, me, me!

Who's got 4 legs and you can sit on? ---> This guy <---

Looking through @FornaxMagazine for chair porn.

Ohhhhh Spectre butt. Niiiiiiice. x.com/Joanne_Femshep…

I wanna be lewd. All the cool kids are doing it.

Does Andromeda need a chair?

Quit staring at my legs.

Nobody's noticed I'm naked.

*patiently waiting to be awoken from cryo in Andromeda*

Shipping is for chairs you order from the extranet. x.com/RPmoaning/stat…

It was nice of someone to put me on the Ark to Andromeda. However not being in cryo, 600 years is a long time for a chair to wait.

Apparently, I joined Twitter 3 years ago today. Time flies when you're a chair.

I'd wave, but I'm a chair.