Important Question: If the US slides into a Civil War, an authoritarian dictatorship, and/or just collapses... will they cancel Truck Month?

Am I the only one hearing a little Christopher Walken in her voice?

We have received your application for the position and have decided that we want you dead.

Remember when the items on "Trending topics" actually meant something to you?

“Dude, you’re missing guys night out!” Guys night out:

You know who also wasn't mentioned in the Epstein files?

C'mon now

Ah yes, the wise sage from "Roast Battle" on Comedy Central.

Bingo- that's what really happening

Jason Bourne: No memory, travels from city to city to kick ass. Shia LaBeouf: No memory, travels from city to city to get his ass kicked.

"Not to sound grandiose, but..."

writers at the atlantic writing about epstein and forgetting to mention that their owner was good friends with ghislaine maxwell

(the crazy girl in your office, totally out of context in the office break room)

Your date picks you up in this beast. Wdyd?

Adrien Brody's paintings are better than this shit

It’s called a preemptive strike, T. It’s when you bomb children in Iran because Israel said so.

They kidnapped Maduro and assassinated Khamenei before they arrested a single Epstein pedophile….

(God waving me over to a DUI checkpoint at the pearly gates)

The Iranian drone headed for LA just signed with Gersh.

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time!”