I got news yesterday and was gonna share it today but someone else I like shared news today so I’m going to share it tomorrow

You’re gonna get a Saturday 5x5 and like it

When Harry Styles said you don’t have to say you love me, you don’t have to say nothing, you don’t have to say you’re mine, I understood it as a real lover.

I like when you’re thinking of a song and then it comes up on shuffle next like damn my ability to manifest is otherworldly, I wish it extended to other things like finding the love of my life

Romanticizing everything on my last day of work. The way I was late today for the final time was so romantic 😍😍😍

I like when old mutuals delete their twitter and then come back and then they find me again. Yes twin, let’s find each other in every life, twin.

I’m a simple man, I like Like Moths To Flames. That’s it.

The things that happened drinkingly can not be drunkenly done again

Hold me now I’m six feet from the edge and I’m thinking

I’m sorry but it’ll always be wild to me people set up a camera to record themselves cry. I don’t think I’ll ever understand that. More power to you, or I’m sorry that happened to you.

Here’s to 35. Thanks for all the birthday love I’ve received thus far. Love y’all.

“Better late than never” ass Friday 5x5

But I, I gotta keep trying Gotta keep my head held high There’s always gonna be another mountain

Sorry if you followed me for tweets about dick and balls, I will now be tweeting exclusively about the political and economic state of the world right now

I started my new job this week and was worried about the social media guidelines and feared I could never tweet about dick and balls again but I am happy to announce that dick and balls are back on the menu

Lowkey scared to listen to that TDWP record cause I haven’t been a fan of the singles and I’ll be hurt if my goats are washed

Man Mike Hranica of TDWP is so cool, wish he was on the new record