barista was a bitch to me

no shoes, ears tucked, dress ugly, no wig, no makeup… oh judy flopps

the love you put out into the world will always come back to you, sometimes it accumulates and comes back as a person, a best friend or lover; but sometimes it scatters and returns as a stranger complimenting you, a held door, an open parking spot, you just have to notice it

like and retweet to give the creature some bread bowl soup

Do people know mortified means deeply embarrassed or humiliated and it does not mean horrified and scared

Many people have terrible dating lives not because of poor standards but because you’re not enough of a hater before being a lover. You need to learn how to judge people based on principled & values & stop believing that anyone who gives you attention is worth of time & affection

i miss when movies looked like movies and not youtube videos

hi ex baby here I actually wanted to be aborted

“The Democratic Party has become a fascist cult of personality” 🤣🤣🤣

falling in and out of sleep the entire afternoon with series playing in the background.

i do not support all women, some of you are very mean, very unkind and seek validation from men who would never seek the same validation from you

I know he’s seen this

People started calling him gay and he started posting his girl to try to beat the allegations 😭

He did the meme

Do you avoid running with headphones and/or at night so you can hear a woman sneaking up behind you? Do you cover your drink around women? Do you carry yourself a certain way so a woman won't make you her mark and kidnap you in a parking lot? Do you avoid parking next to vans?

epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump

Je’Von Evans on what would happen if he is John Cena’s final opponent: “Bro, honestly, if that happened, I would probably retire with him. What can I do, man? I had Cena's last match. You know what, Cena? You have my last match, too.” (Interview w/ Northwest Cee)

Happy 81st birthday to the legendary Danny DeVito.