girl math is taking an entire shower just to wash your face because it’s easier

snoopy image of the day

snoopy image of the day

The Polar Express gives me anxiety.

me liking every single Josh wine meme on the internet

me waiting for my windshield to defrost in the morning

Snoopy on the #GRAMMYs red carpet.

me going back to my room after not finding anything to eat

realizing it wasn’t that bad i was just overstimulated

Is this “the Bear”

Me: sorry I can’t go out tonight, I have plans The plans:

Every time I go to a baseball game I ask myself how we as a society allowed stadiums to charge $13 for a beer. Then I go to the stand and buy two

“Watch more movies” I have, and this was still one of the most fun theater experiences I’ve ever had. 🤷‍♂️

Me anytime I have to make a decision

Snoopy has arrived at the #MetGala

Snoopy has arrived at the #MetGala

ngl at target, you just gotta accept your total and go with it

me if continuing to say “go piss girl” in the year 2024 was an olympic sport